Well, this isn’t Pulitzer-prize winning journalism, but sometimes life can be kinda *crappy*, so here are some rude and crude fails that made me cackle with laughter and briefly forget the horrors:
1.
This playground structure that lets eager participants slide right out of an elephant’s anus:
2.
This *unique* bathroom design choice:
3.
This wall signage that I suppose is meant to convey the third floor of an arts building:
4.
This doggy door hook that’s experiecing wood-glue diarrhea:
5.
This juicy pear with a juicy butt:
6.
This tag that apparently says “Spa Comforts,” which is definitely not how I read it:
7.
This shampoo bottle with an unfortunate line-break:
8.
This straw design that lets you drink right from a mermaid’s theoretical butthole:
9.
This formal cake with some very unfortunate-looking brown frosting smears:
10.
This shoe that makes it look like you’ve perpetually stepped in dog poop:
11.
This Harry Potter projection that just looks like a gassy deer:
12.
This robot vacuum that turned the floor into some sort of smelly modern art installation:
13.
This incredibly, ummmm, *quirky* shop name:
14.
This spread that looks like it just spread its cheeks:
15.
This not-so-decadent doo doo dessert:
16.
This kettle that I legit thought was a butt for wayyyy too long:
17.
This cotton candy Peep who I totally thought was passing gas:
18.
This store that will provide you with a…shart:
20.
This truly crappy design:
21.
This bread with an exposed booty hole:
22.
This bottle of “freshing poo”:
23.
This clock that’s doing a lot more than just telling time:
24.
Yet another slide that allows children to cascade out of animal anuses:
25.
This “ice cream” desk light that is literally just the poop emoji:
26.
This gorgeous and not at all gross wall color and smear pattern for a bathroom:
27.
This extremely phallic faucet:
28.
This thought-provoking message:
29.
This truly troubling toilet design:
30.
This rug placement that makes it look light someone didn’t quite make it to the toilet in time:
31.
And finally, this tablet that’s a perfect place to write and “el poop”:
My parents must be so proud.
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