Ah, men. They can be the worst, can’t they? (Wait a minute. I’m a man. Oh well, screw it. The thesis stands.)
One maddening thing about some dudes is how they can get so irrationally angry over literally anything. (Not me, of course — I’m totally chill and have never lost it over misplacing my AirPods so badly that my wife said, “I don’t think I like this side of you.”) Anyway, here are 29 men who completely lost their cool over the dumbest things imaginable — and not legit stuff, like, you know, losing AirPods.
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First, this dude went full caveman over someone writing (checks notes) “Happy Birthday” on his girlfriend’s Facebook page:
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This badass made it known: HE. WILL. NOT. BE. TAILGATED!
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And this dude ordered 60 — YES, SIXTY! — sushi rolls, then couldn’t finish them and tried to send them back. When the restaurant said “no” (duh), he started typing in ALL CAPS:
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This tough guy wants you to know he can get violent — even while taking his itty-bitty corgis to PetSmart:
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This man whose “my thoughts are only hatred and slaughter” is taking a break from all the hating and slaughtering to get a smoothie:
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And this guy, I guess, had someone comment on his teeth so he posted this unhinged response:
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This guy took an angry stance against…male waiters? Um, OK:
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This very dangerous man wants you to know that every day he wakes up “begging for war.” And to demonstrate, he posted an image of himself as a bear who wouldn’t look out of place taking photos with children at a theme park:
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And this dude HATES Halloween decorations, saying, “If I see any untasteful (sic) decorations this year I will be contacting the authorities!”:
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This restaurant owner was so mad at those damn Gen Zers (shakes first) that he hate-scrawled this rant:
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This male professor threw a fit over his students wearing hoodies to class:
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And this guy went to war…online, with a plant-based milk company’s social media manager:
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This loser — sigh — got his hackles up over a waitress wearing a rainbow pin, and then seriously went to the trouble of printing and distributing these flyers:
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This guy threw a fit about not getting Happy Birthday wishes on Facebook (so we now know men can get angry about people leaving — and not leaving — birthday messages):
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And this charmer and his girlfriend got tired on a hike so he left a bad online review of…a mountain:
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And this equally ridiculous gent left a similarly critical review of a waterfall:
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This genius estimated what he thought it’d cost to ship something, and when he was wrong, proceeded to GO OFF (because he couldn’t possibly have been wrong):
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And this guy (who almost certainly has high blood pressure) left a bad online review without being honest about exactly what happened:
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This guy got mad people were talking on a train because he was trying to work…at 4:55 a.m.:
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This man — almost certainly someone’s angry uncle — wanted everyone to know he won’t apologize for being white (but will he apologize for that ill-fitting shirt?):
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And this dork went into a tizzy over not being allowed to walk up on foot and order from the drive-thru window:
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This guy went ballistic after being asked for ID to buy alcohol:
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This a-hole didn’t get that making a cashier cry — and having other customers tell him he was being horrible — did indeed make him an asshole:
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And this guy over here threw a stink over someone not cutting their grass in a timely fashion:
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This guy was up in arms over an action movie having a female protagonist:
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This one threw a tantrum after his refusal to accept his grandson didn’t go over well:
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This man, a professional eyebrow furrower, left the worst review possible because he saw some employees outside a store on their lunch break:
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This tough guy wants you to know he is NOT THE FKN SAME:
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And this angry man got veggies with his meal and is prepared to burn down the world over it:
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