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This person who has an upside-down finger pad:
2.
This five-foot-tall, 1,123 pound, $12,000+ wheel of cheese that — for reference — is the same height as international pop sensation Sabrina Carpenter:
3.
This lil kitty who’s got shattered glass eyes:
4.
This guardrail that — believe it or not — is made of metal, not wood:
5.
This person who is parked in front of one Starbucks and…can literally see another in their rearview mirror:
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This person, who — according to their tombstone — has been alive for 51,812 days, or 141 years:
7.
This cheese that did some girl math in its translation from French to English:
8.
The straight, cartoonish steam from this person’s lasagna, which looks like it’s going right into the nostrils of an animated dog:
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This person’s mom, who found a tooth that wasn’t hers mysteriously in her sink:
10.
This bakery that produced this reallllllly misshapen loaf, but that’s OK, because they hid it under a genuinely comical amount of icing:
11.
This person who — fortunately — learned the easy way that ants found their eyeballs juices really, really tasty:
12.
This………..veiny, phallic sweet potato:
13.
This unpleasant pizza roll that was alllllllll seasonings, no fun:
14.
This magical cloud creature someone spotted up in the heavens (aka, in an airplane):
15.
This old sugar house that’s being reclaimed by the Earth and has literal steam coming from its chimney from its decomposition:
In case you, like me, were curious how this whole steam thing came to be, here’s how one Redditor explained it:
16.
This person who should probably just go back to bed today, because every single one of their mozzarella sticks had zero cheese:
17.
This person whose dish brush suddenly and mysteriously started glowing in the dark:
18.
This table with the inscription “3/30/51 5:20 pm cut off finger”:
19.
This core-less toilet paper roll that I genuinely thought was a big ole bucket of riccotta cheese:
20.
The difference between Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce and their no-added-sugar version…which is, simply, Ray’s:
21.
This person who was just trying to make themselves a nice warm meal and came back to all their penne upright and eerily uniform:
22.
These lil poopies— I mean, puppies:
23.
This sunflower, which I logically know is growing other sunflowers out of its center, but also kinda looks like it’s eating other baby sunflowers in cold blood:
24.
The way the bubbles at the bottom of this glass of water look like they’re spelling out some secret message to tell you that you are, in fact, the chosen one:
25.
The “don’t care” button on this machine that I actually think should be on all machines and phones, TBH:
26.
This icy plane window that looks like the pilot flew a litttttle too high and went straight into space:
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And finally, this pattern that looks like it overlaps, but when you actually focus on it…it doesn’t at all:
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