27 Hot Male 2026 Olympians Who Are So Attractive, I’d Honestly Let Them Choke Me (Just A Little)

In total, the United States has 232 athletes competing at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan and Cortina d’Ampezzo, Italy. This is great news for me because, as a queer man, I love two things: 1. watching people live out their dreams, and 2. hot men. So, I went through the entire roster to find some of the hottest men who are representing Team USA. Below are 27 of my favorites (and if any Olympians ~from any country~ are reading this, please know that I’m single, my DMs are open, and I sign NDAs).

In case you’re curious, there are 117 men on the US team. I obviously didn’t include anyone under 21 on this list, and I also removed anyone who follows Tr*mp on Instagram. You’re welcome, and happy thirsting.