27 Fiends Who Asked To Speak To The Manager For The Most Obnoxious Reasons

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“A man bought and opened some headphones and then wanted to return them, even though they weren’t faulty. I refused because they were open/used, and that’s our store policy. The man demanded to see my manager because I refused to send the headphones off for DNA testing to prove he’d never worn them.”

—noimpillagingeverybody