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Someone really took some time and effort to do this, and I just want them to know that I appreciate it.
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Nobody wants to share a birthday, ya know?
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Someone’s mom got annoyed with everyone messing with the thermostat, and every year that I get older, I understand this more and more.
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Did you know that with some rearranging and taking out a few letters, you can change “Merry Christmas” into this?
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Turns out if you use chocolate bells instead of Hershey Kisses, you get “boob cookies.”
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The OP is allergic to nuts, so this is how their wife let them know which fruitcake to avoid.
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Thankfully, these parents checked the used Jenga set they bought before giving it to their kids.
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I’ve always thought Peter Parker was a very wise man.
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OP made a set of “Christmas angles” after their dad made a typo on their box of Christmas angels.
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This guy’s girlfriend got him a Christmas card that makes, uh, sensual noises when you open it. Then they discovered that it doesn’t stop making noises for four hours. Attempts to drown it failed.
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That’s one way to say, “Noel.”
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The OP’s dad bought some Christmas mats that he didn’t know were AI-generated. Mprrys Chrissstansbs!
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This is very festive, but I just don’t feel comfortable pissing in Santa’s mouth.
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Remember that earlier anagram? I like this one even better.
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Sometimes you don’t have enough plugs to inflate every decoration. That’s when you have to get creative.
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The artistry that went into this tree topper is incredible.
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Who says you need to take your Halloween decorations down?
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This person pulled a terrible, horrible (but pretty funny) prank on their kids, who were hoping for a Nintendo Switch:
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Looks like the sign programmer is already having a great holiday season.
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This must be the longest scarf ever made.
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“Merry Christmas, shitter’s full!”
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That’s one way to keep the cats away from the tree (it won’t work).
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“Marty, we’ve gone back too far!”
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This neighbor found a way to be festive, even though they didn’t have as many lights as the house next door:
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And finally, I feel for the restaurant worker who tried their best to make things a little more festive.
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