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The person who might want to grab the pliers:
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The person who got absolutely shafted by the, uh, elevator shaft:
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The person who learned a valuable lesson about wood chipping today:
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The person who found out the love of their life was AI:
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The person whose iPhone is nice ‘n’ slick now:
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The person who straight up Hulk’d their door handle off:
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The person who was forever tainted by their ring:
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The person who will never get dressed in the dark again:
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The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:
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The couple who were imprisoned by a jail of their own making:
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The person who found a little friend in their bag of bread:
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The person who, at the very least, has something to look forward to in 14 years:
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The person who got stuck in an elevator from the Hoover administration:
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The person whose stairs shall stair no more:
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The person who whose dream of having tea went up in flames:
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The person who got a little extra protein with their pistachios:
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The person who is going to cause a nation-wide Skittle shortage:
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The person whose toothbrush must now be laid to rest:
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The person who had to uncover this horrific sight:
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The person who just discovered a new life form in a carton of milk:
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The person who learned a hard lesson about cats:
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The person who got a little extra CRONCH with their breakfast:
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The person whose lunch is about to get all kinds of messy:
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The person who finally got the in-ground pool they’ve always wanted:
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The person who will need to take out a second mortgage on their house to finance this disaster: