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This husband piled his clothes by the washer INSTEAD of doing his laundry while his spouse was gone for two weeks:
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This husband who was asked to pick up a Christmas tree:
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This husband who replaced the last two Advil tablets with kibble pellets:
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This husband who overfilled the dishwasher so nothing could even get washed — then, when his spouse asked “how he expected the water to reach everything,” he got mad:
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This husband who opens spice bottles by POKING HOLES in them:
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This husband unnecessarily seasoned these brand-new stainless steel pans, making them look burnt and like they’ve been used for years:
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This husband who used his wife’s new $72 moisturizer because he “needed” something for his elbows…even though they have, like, three tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet:
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This husband who cut the pie like this:
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This husband who opens a new jar EVERY TIME he wants jam instead of finishing the last one:
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This husband who carried the donut box vertically:
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This husband who put the silverware away:
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This husband who was asked to put the groceries in the freezer:
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This husband who said he’d finish painting this wall after his spouse tore their rotator cuff:
According to the OP, the husband says it’s “done”:
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This husband who ate the top off this meatloaf his spouse just cooked:
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This husband who throws trash directly into the pantry:
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This husband who did this monstrosity to the toothpaste:
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This husband who said “not to worry” about the new shelving unit:
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This husband who was supposed to put a bag in the trash can — but instead, he put the whole trash can on the counter for his spouse to do it:
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This husband who put this amount of milk back in the fridge:
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This husband who wrote the date that he opened this orange juice:
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This husband who opened this cheese…from the bottom corner:
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This husband who leaves his dirty clothes on the floor — despite the fact that there are four laundry baskets he can use:
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This husband who changed the toilet paper roll and was sooo close to actually throwing away the old one:
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This husband who cut the corn bread:
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And finally, this husband who leaves a lovely stash of empty wrappers and trash in the house: