1.
The person who will now be busy for the rest of the day:
2.
The person who got a rug for ANTS:
3.
The person whose fedora got absolutely annihilated:
4.
The person who seems to be experiencing the start of a parable:
5.
The person who should probably just hop back into bed:
6.
The person who might want to watch those sodium levels:
7.
The person apparently living next to an old lighthouse attendant:
8.
The person who should NOT hop back into bed:
9.
The person who will spend the rest of their days looking for that pressure washer:
10.
The person whose bag his about to have the ride of a lifetime:
11.
The person who maybe should’ve left those cookies in the oven a few extra minutes instead of dropping them on the ground:
12.
The person who must cut all contact with their family now:
13.
The person who finally got to season their pot:
14.
The person who will remember that one hot pot for the rest of their days:
15.
The person who got to eat some perfectly aged mold:
16.
The person who got some delicious, dry bread:
17.
The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors:
18.
The person who was nice enough to give their phone a little snack:
19.
The person who was breathing in the cleanest air in the world:
20.
The person whose finger looks like it’s seen some…well, you know what:
21.
The person whose soda had a little extra sting to it:
22.
The person who shall not eat soup:
23.
The person who got betrayed by the slurp:
24.
And the person whose cricket roommate is straight up bogarting: