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The person who had a birthday they will never, ever forget:
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The person who will rue the day they parked next to that Par 3:
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The person whose car got a much needed makeover:
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The person who lives in Hades itself:
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The person who must never step foot in their home again:
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The person who will never send memes all willy-nilly ever again:
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The person who had a friendly bird say hello during their work day:
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The person whose car got a fresh, new paintjob:
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The person who had the unthinkable happen:
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The person who lost their battle with a printer:
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The person who might just wanna turn that car around:
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The person who was kind enough to lend their headphones to their good friend Bigfoot:
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The person who got a little extra flavoring on their burrito:
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The person who will be ordering delivery tonight:
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The person who got some, shall we say, “organic sprinkles” in their caramel sauce:
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The person who just shocked the fashion world:
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The person who must have been listening to the 7/10/99 Camden “Chalkdust Torture”:
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The person whose thumb has seen some things:
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The person who somehow ended up in this predicament:
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The person who was kind enough to share their skewer with some tiny, little critters:
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The person who paid a barber to mess up their entire world:
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The person who went the wrong way… the very, very wrong way:
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And the person whose package was put where we all end up anyway: