23 People Who I’m Completely Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Over The Past Seven Days 1. The person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently: 2. The person who’s going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console: 3. The person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job: 4. The person who got but one bean: 5. The person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task: 6. The person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip: 7. The person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen: 8. The person who had to deal with this nightmare today: 9. The person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor: 10. The person whose lobster cake is more like a… you know: 11. The person who met a friend while taking care of business: 12. The person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan: 13. The person who is very, very luck they have their phone: 14. The person whose hair looks like a Goomba from Super Mario: 15. The person who got a little extra zip in their coconut: 16. The person who is being gaslit by Big Carrot: 17. The person who had THIS happen to them: 18. The person whose bowl went absolutely nuclear when they needed it the most: 19. The person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated: 20. The person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee: 21. The person looking for Schrödinger’s drill: 22. The person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash: 23. And the person who accidentally stepped on a thumbtack from Ramesses IV’s tomb: Share this:FacebookXLike this:Like Loading... Related Discover more from InstiWitty Media Studios Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email. Type your email… Subscribe Share:
1. The person who may or may not have acquired super powers recently: 2. The person who’s going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console: 3. The person whose backseat got a beautiful new paint job: 4. The person who got but one bean: 5. The person whose record removal will be an Arthurian task: 6. The person who made an enemy for life on their bike trip: 7. The person who got the sorriest excuse for a pizza I have ever seen: 8. The person who had to deal with this nightmare today: 9. The person who REALLY needed to get to the 5th floor: 10. The person whose lobster cake is more like a… you know: 11. The person who met a friend while taking care of business: 12. The person whose non-stick pan was more like a, well, you know, STICK pan: 13. The person who is very, very luck they have their phone: 14. The person whose hair looks like a Goomba from Super Mario: 15. The person who got a little extra zip in their coconut: 16. The person who is being gaslit by Big Carrot: 17. The person who had THIS happen to them: 18. The person whose bowl went absolutely nuclear when they needed it the most: 19. The person whose poor, defenseless floor got absolutely annihilated: 20. The person who got some delicious sludge in their morning coffee: 21. The person looking for Schrödinger’s drill: 22. The person who had a nice, relaxing bath in the trash: 23. And the person who accidentally stepped on a thumbtack from Ramesses IV’s tomb: