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This fortune that a married man opened in front of his wife:
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This fortune that offered no words of wisdom:
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This fortune that gave some very specfic advice:
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This fortune that made a good point:
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This fortune that was 100% accurate:
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This fortune that had a dark message:
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This fortune that was opened by someone who just broke their pelvis and was temporarily a wheelchair user:
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This fortune that pointed out the obvious:
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This fortune that gave a married couple some financial advice:
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This fortune that suggested impending doom:
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This fortune that someone opened after signing a recording contract:
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This fortune that was very ironic:
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This fortune that was very real and very depressing:
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This fortune that seemed to suggest someone shave their pubes:
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This fortune that was very realistic:
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This fortune that had a strange warning:
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This fortune that had an unexpected joke:
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This fortune that had oddly specfic instructions:
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This fortune that basically told someone to stop existing:
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This fortune that wasted someone’s time:
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This fortune that scolded someone:
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And finally, this fortune that tried to help the restaurant:
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