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“My (ex) best friend showed up with her teenage daughter wearing a white gown and told my new sister-in-law to ‘go fuck herself’ in front of my new husband. Then, she told my new nephew that he was greedy for asking to take cake back for his girlfriend who just had a baby.”
“Then she invited herself to my honeymoon suite hours later, and she was drunk and cried about still not being divorced from her ex and remarried to her boyfriend.
Since I had to wait for a cab before I felt comfortable ‘releasing’ her, my new husband and I listened to her cry about her life until she was picked up. The cab took 15 minutes, and she stripped down to her underwear (in front of my husband) and got into my suite’s hot tub while I quickly used the bathroom (to compose myself). I had to drag her out of my hot tub and send her to the cab soaking wet. Of course, we then needed confirmation from her boyfriend that she was home safe and sound.
She was 43 at my wedding. We still talk, but not as much, and she knows exactly why. She was jealous I was getting married, and she made the lead-up difficult. On the day of the wedding, she lost a friend, and I gained a backbone with her. Yaaaaay, lol.”
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