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“My health teacher told us to always weigh ourselves first thing in the morning because we would be lighter. I still do that now, but I know it’s because of bowel movements and the fact that you haven’t eaten yet.”
“However, my teacher explained that we were lighter because gravity hadn’t gotten a hold of us yet.”
—Anonymous, 53, Brookhaven, GA
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