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200 Dad Jokes That Are Really, Really, Really Hilarious, Because They’re Really, Really, Really Bad

By Alanna Marshall

December 2, 2025

200 Dad Jokes That Are Really, Really, Really Hilarious, Because They're Really, Really, Really Bad

200 Best Dad Jokes To Make Everyone Groan And Giggle

Dad jokes are handy to have in your back pocket for nearly any situation: family gatherings around the holidays, cheesy date nights with your partner, work meetings, sparking up a conversation with a stranger, and more. And while people tend to either love them or hate them, you’re likely to get a mix of genuine laughs and reluctant chuckles (with accompanying eye rolls) in response to a good dad joke. Then again, the latter only happens when someone doesn’t want to admit how funny the joke actually was.

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