My friend, if you just had yourself an absolutely awful week where nothing seemed to go your way, just remember…
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The person who might just want to turn on the heat:
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The person who is going to have to play the worst game of bobbing for apples the world has ever seen:
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The person who learned that the best mornings start with a huge mess to clean up:
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The person whose neighbors never let the party die:
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The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:
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The person who had this absolutely classic blunder we’ve all experienced happen to them:
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The person whose dryer got a cool new makeover:
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The person whose glasses are absolutely cooked:
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The person who learned one of life’s most valuable lessons the hard way:
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The person who found a lil’ friend in their completely eaten salad:
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The person whose pizza went absolutely nuclear on them:
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The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their entire life:
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The person who will never be comfortable pumpin’ ever again:
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The person whose ice cream is absolutely rock hard:
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The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:
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The person whose pharmacist might just have the most powerful stapler around:
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The person who must cast this jacket into the flames:
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The person whose protein shake erupted with absolutely incredible force:
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The person who’s going to have to go on a dang expedition to get their package back: