20 Embarrassing Mistakes People Have Made During Sex That Made Me Spit Out My Coffee While Reading Them

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“One time me and my girlfriend were having really romantic type sex, and I started whispering in her ear, ‘I’m yours, I’m yours.’ She made a little face, and I shrugged it off as if she was feeling good or something, and we continued.”

“In the end, she sat up and told me very kindly but sternly that I needed to warn her and have a conversation before I started introducing new kinks to our relationship. I didn’t know what she was talking about, and I was hurt.

Turns out she heard ‘I’m a horse, I’m a horse,’ and assumed I had some fetish with being a horse. That was embarrassing even after the misunderstanding, but I think it was sweet she took it so well and just asked for some warning next time.”

—HearthstoneConTester