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The person who might want to stick to a bicycle:
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The person whose car has a cool, new, rugged texture:
3.
The person who had a very hard time telling “D” from “R”:
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The person who is apparently living in the Mesozoic Era:
5.
The person whose package is so close yet so far:
6.
The person who got a special treat at the waterpark:
7.
The person who is about to learn some very fancy footwork:
8.
The person who is pioneering a brand new form of fashion:
9.
The person whose credit card is with the angels now:
10.
The person who has to stop dumping raw oil down their sink:
11.
The person who was kind enough to share their caffeine with a buddy:
12.
The person whose TV took a tumble:
13.
The person who accidentally murdered their door:
14.
The person who missed a left at Ocean Avenue and accidentally took a right into the literal ocean:
15.
The person who just installed a brand-new bathroom in their kitchen:
16.
The person who’s going to have to hit customs with the classic “dog ate my passport” excuse:
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The person who dropped Schrödinger’s soda on the ground:
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The person who got a little extra protein with their berries: