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The person who ordered a rug for ANTS:
2.
The person who is the proud owner of a brand new water bed:
3.
The person who loves their dog very much, I’m sure:
4.
The person who just got straight-up gooped up:
5.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about nocturnal sandwiches:
6.
The person who is about to lose very terribly:
7.
The person who dropped their keys into THE ABYSS:
8.
The person who found a furry little friend on their straw:
9.
The person who will be shaving their mirror until the cows come home:
10.
The person who is going to have to carry a decoy steak with them:
11.
The person who experienced a banana NIGHTMARE:
12.
The person who saw very chill situation at the store:
13.
The person who experienced devestation the likes of which most humans will never experience:
14.
The person who didn’t realize their underwear was already occupied:
15.
The brand new Papa Smurf:
16.
The person who gave the zoo animals a show they won’t soon forget:
17.
The person who made an enemy for life today:
18.
The person who might just want to kick that dinner under the fridge:
19.
And Sir Dan, Lord of Brens: