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The person who found a secret portal to their living room:
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The person whose phone would go great with tomato and bacon:
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The person with the best seats in the house:
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The person who is probably regretting being married right now:
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The person who should not have made that turn:
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The person who must have angered some very vengeful birds:
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The person who loves their cats very much, I’m sure:
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The person who gets to be reminded of their sweet microwave every time they shower:
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The person who just wanted to get some decorative basketballs on their cake:
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The person who gave their laundry room a beautiful coat of paint:
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The person who met a bug very concerned with its dental hygiene:
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The person whose toilet Zeus must have mistaken for frickin’ Cronus:
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The person who shall chocolate no longer:
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The person who lived the Mista Mista nightmare:
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The person who’s about to enjoy some delicious aged pasta:
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The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing:
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The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:
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The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner:
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And the person who had to escalate things to a whole new level at the laundromat:
Tell us about the low-stakes, but life-destroying moment that still haunts you late at night in the comments. C’mon, get it off your chest ⬇️