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The person who received this tender, heartfelt message:
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The person whose toddler absolutely has a future in cosmetology:
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And the person whose child absolutely has a future in interior design:
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The person who likes their mac and cheese well-done:
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The person who just invented a brand new country:
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The person whose pizza rolls have been cooked by Beelzebub himself:
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The person who but for one brief, fleeting moment, had a delicious dinner:
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The person whose eggs received a very special, last minute secret ingredient:
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The person who is being haunted by the ghost of Keith Moon:
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The person who’s driving the brand new NissAnt Pathfinder:
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The person who learned a valuable lesson about paying attention:
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The person who lent their charge to a dang BARBARIAN:
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The person whose finger is looking a bit worse for wear:
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The person who got a special treat inside their spinach:
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The person who was kind enough to let a furry friend into their attic in the cold, cold winter:
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The person whose milk needs some privacy to do its business:
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The person who might just want to turn around and drive… well, walk home:
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The person who had a kind stranger test their ice cream for them: