1.
This person whose coworker gifted them a salmon steak for their birthday, only for someone in the office to steal it:
2.
This person who dropped their birthday tiramisu cake right after they finished making it:
3.
This person who learned the hard way that ice cream cake melts when put in the fridge instead of the freezer:
4.
This person who threw a BBQ for their 50th birthday that no one showed up for:
5.
This person who lost their birthday chili:
6.
This person who ripped their pants at work:
7.
This person who broke and dislocated their arm on their birthday:
8.
This person whose birthday balloons got caught on a rose bush right after being purchased:
9.
This person who parked their car and came back an hour later to find it like this:
10.
This person whose gift was not handled with care during delivery:
11.
This person whose mom gifted them this so they’d have “someone to talk to”:
12.
This person who got into their very first car accident on their birthday:
13.
This person whose birthday was forgotten:
14.
This person who had to get their appendix removed on their 20th birthday:
15.
This person who started their birthday off by messing up their morning coffee:
16.
This person whose birthday cake leftovers were thrown out before they could take them home:
17.
This professer whose birthday treats were stolen from his classroom:
18.
This person whose spouse accidentally used cumin instead of cinnamon in their apple crisp:
19.
And finally, this person who couldn’t celebrate their birthday too late because they had jury duty in the morning:
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