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19 Hilariously Petty Reasons Why People Refused To Go On Second Dates


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“I deliberately wore fun earrings that I felt expressed my personality — one dangled like an ordinary earring, and the other had a cuff that attached to the rear lobe.”

“We met for coffee. He turned out to be very conservative and very judgmental. He spent half the date staring at my earrings, with waves of disapproval coming off him. I hadn’t worn them as a test, but if I had, he would have failed.

I’ll always be grateful for that set of fun earrings. They saved me a lot of time by helping me see what a narrow-minded jerk he was right from the beginning.”

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Carley Suthers

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