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“The boss of this construction business booked me to DJ an outdoor pool party for his staff (around 20 people) and hired two barmaids to run a ‘bar’ where people could get any alcohol they wanted, no restrictions. The night went great until this man and woman were connecting over their boxing training, and the guy offered to let the girl punch him in the face (yeah, alcohol does that sometimes). She did it, and her boyfriend gets VERY, VERY angry at her for punching his friend! Over the next hour, it evolved from loud talking between the dude and his girl to a full-blown brawl in the house, which included all the girls (except the barmaids).”
“The barmaids and I watched it happen in the kitchen via the patio door. Every object was used as a projectile or destroyed. People were sending and receiving punches. Everything was ripped from the walls. I packed my shit and left while there was still some screaming and people chasing the one who started it.
Since then, the boss has called me every year for a redo of that party. I always tell him that I’m already booked. It’s always been true, but there’s no way I’m going back into that toxic business party.”
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