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The person who almost got reverse Final Destination‘d:
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The person who created the world’s most annoying game of Where’s Waldo:
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The person who loves their dog very much, I’m sure:
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The person who was kind enough to take their car for a little dip:
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The person whose food delivery just took a tragic turn:
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The person who just saw the light:
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The person who must have made a pterodactyl mad:
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The person who has a work of art appear on them every time they exercise:
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The person who experienced a modern day Looney Tunes scenario:
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The person who experienced one of life’s toughest, scariest battles:
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The person whose trash shall trosh no more:
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The person whose key shall kay no more:
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The person whose father is currently boiling on the stove:
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The person who will be wearing glasses from now on:
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The person whose neighbor was just really excited to see them:
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The person whose blender is exhibiting signs of leakage:
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The person whose table has a SLIGHT blemish:
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And the person who has been breathing in straight up GUNK for decades: