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“It was 3 a.m. and he messaged me, clearly drunk, ‘Hey hamburger’. Without revealing my name, I’m just gonna say it could easily be mistyped drunk and autocorrected to ‘hamburger’. I got a good laugh for sure, but I ultimately decided we were not meant to be.”
“I dunno, that could end up being a cute story. You could’ve called him ‘chicken tendy,’ and gone from there.”
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