17 Creative Comebacks That Are So Clever, Your Enemies Won’t Even Realize They’ve Been Roasted

You know how sometimes you think of the perfect thing to say to someone, but it’s not until hours after the fact? Like you’re preparing dinner or you’re in the shower, and all of a sudden, the ideal comeback or response finally comes to you? THAT. IS. THE. WORST.

Which is why when TikTok user joyandjournal posted, “Please tell me your favorite ‘not insult’ insults,” the answers were filled with gems that I’m definitely saving for the next time I need a quick comeback.