From the original poster: “Once or twice a year, I magic erase the door frames, switches, and windowsills during a seasonal deep clean. Last October, I was deep cleaning my home and noticed a footprint about eight feet up the wall under the attic. I remembered my partner had been doing some attic work in spring and figured it must’ve been left over from that. When he came home, I asked him to wipe it up, since it was pretty inconsiderate to leave for 6+ months without offering, as he’s usually pretty meticulous.”
“‘Hey, can you wipe that footprint off the wall above your office?’ He looked at me, confused, ‘What footprint?'”
“I walked him up the stairs and pointed it out, and he looked at it and back at me and flatly said, ‘Why would I have been in the attic without shoes?’ Which is a very him response, as he’s very stoic and exceptionally more prepared for anything that I am.”
“He goes, ‘Are you pranking me?’ I wasn’t. We have no clue where the footprint came from or why it would be there seven feet up.”
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