1.
I don’t care if he has no money, give him what he wants immediately:
2.
This poor guy did NOT want to walk today:
3.
Even dogs follow the ancient adage “if it fits, I sits”:
4.
“Oh…sorry. Uh…please proceed!”:
5.
I need to know the tea this cat just shared:
6.
At least he’s preserving his modesty:
7.
Sounds like you need to buy two of every puzzle:
8.
Oh, to be as happy as this dog…:
9.
The side-eye game is strong:
10.
And you know what…she’s right:
11.
Much sneak, very wow:
12.
“Crap, he caught me! Act natural!”:
13.
Where can I apply for this job?:
14.
I’m not sure even I could pass this CAPTCHA:
15.
“How’s babysitting going? Fine, why are you asking?”:
16.
Mmmm, I want an Oreo now:
17.
As he should — he is the backbone of this household:
18.
If looks could kill…:
19.
The world when they realized Miley Stewart was actually Hannah Montana:
20.
This lines up freakishly well:
21.
Where did Pumpkin get her law degree, Harvard Paw?:
22.
As a former orange cat owner, I can attest:
23.
TIL that the PM of Italy is a cat:
24.
I mean, I would accept this as payment:
25.
Are we sure this is a cat and not a rug?:
26.
“In my own home????”:
27.
Hello, I’m interested in joining your religion:
28.
And also whatever religion or witchcraft this is:
29.
Leave him alone, bro’s contemplating:
30.
Um…let’s give this guy his privacy:
31.
This guy doesn’t play about his anime GF:
32.
He’s the personality hire:
33.
This kitten is about to cause trouble — I can just tell, and so can mom:
34.
Poor bub! Apologize right now for scaring him!:
35.
This looks like a kid trying to smile for picture day:
36.
This cat was NOT feeling the Christmas spirit:
37.
This dog, on the other hand, learned why it’s the “most wonderful time of the year”:
38.
As did this cat (named Joe Biden for…reasons):
39.
This looks like one of those “spot the difference” games:
40.
My sentiment exactly:
41.
*Looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*:
42.
I’m not surprised that the cat won:
44.
I love an accidental Renaissance painting:
45.
Oh, look, it’s me waiting for the rest of Stranger Things 5 to come out:
47.
This poor kitty has no idea what’s coming:
48.
Neither does this cat:
49.
This guy just discovered firsthand that snow is a LOT colder and wetter than it looks:
50.
His greed sickens me (though I respect his healthy choices):
51.
Hang in there, buddy:
52.
The chance that your cat is plotting your murder is low…but never zero:
53.
Dogs get a rep for being more friendly than cats, but that doesn’t mean they can’t hold a grudge:
54.
Me when I agree to watch my cousin’s kids for a bit during Thanksgiving and immediately regret it:
55.
I’m not scared! Let him at me:
57.
Works there? Nah, I’m pretty sure that’s the boss, who’s just counting down the days until he gets his pension:
58.
Hey, I get it. I get self-conscious while I’m working out, too:
59.
It’s going REALLY well for the dog, though:
61.
This is a genius idea that I need to try with my cat:
62.
This is how I plan to spend the holidays. No one disturb me until January 2nd:
63.
I already forgive them:
64.
What’s wrong with a little can of Cola as a treat?:
65.
Don’t knock it ’til you try it:
66.
*Record scratch.* *Freeze frame.* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this situation:
67.
Well…he tried, and that’s all that matters:
68.
That’s one way to do it:
69.
The dog in the back would like to stay out of it, please and thank you:
70.
In case you needed undeniable proof that cats are liquid…:
71.
“Get a cat,” they said. “They’re so graceful,” they said:
72.
“Mom? Don’t be mad, but…”:
73.
I think someone left their rotisserie chicken out…:
74.
The other dog is just like 👁👄👁:
75.
“IT’S TIME I TRY DEFYYYYYINGGGGG GRAVITY!”:
76.
Cat, seal, sloth, or monkey? Hard to say:
77.
More dramatic than Titanic:
78.
There’s not much in this world better than cats viewed from under glass tables:
80.
Bro had to charge up for his attack:
81.
I’m with her — you never know if it might come back:
82.
I’m convinced when it comes to pets, the less comfy is looks, the more comfy it must be:
84.
Though my back hurts just looking at this:
85.
And this, my friends, is what we call a perfect blep:
86.
This guy is my kind of weird:
87.
He just wanted a little attention:
88.
It’s a cute weasel, though:
89.
Me with all desserts:
90.
I haven’t slept as good as this dog in years:
91.
I feel so bad for this poor baby, but at least she looks fab:
92.
The roomba has finally met its match:
93.
“Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! …Mom?”:
94.
Magic — or cat with the zoomies?:
95.
So…when does the fight start?:
96.
It was not this cat’s turn for the brain cell today:
97.
Once again…rug or cat?:
99.
I’m not sure if they’re fighting or playing patty-cake:
100.
Darth Vader recasting idea:
101.
And finally, I think this is the cat from Pet Semetary:
