If you think you had a bad 2025, just remember…
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The person who turned their garage into a winter wonderland:
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The person whose eyes will never have an earache again:
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The person whose pot was absolutely annihilated:
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The person who accidentally sent THIS to their work group chat:
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The person who did the impossible while backing up:
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The person who, uh, had THIS happen to them:
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The person who got an extra-special gift with their new car:
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The person whose car is now 90% dough:
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The person who might want to stick to a bicycle:
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The person with the worst luck on planet Earth:
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The person who gave their shoes a delicious taste of Italy:
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The person who might want to consider moving to a warmer climate:
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The person who might want to grab the pliers:
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The person who got absolutely shafted by the, uh, elevator shaft:
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The person who is going to cause a nation-wide Skittle shortage:
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The person who learned a valuable lesson last week:
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The person who juuuuust might have a bee problem:
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The person who might need to take some time off from driving:
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The person who got absolutely AMPED at bedtime:
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The person whose home has a very distinct scent now, I’m sure:
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The person who is eatin’ good tonight:
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The person whose basement just got a brand new indoor pool:
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The person who lost power in the most cartoonish way:
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The person whose guitar might have taken a slight fall:
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The person whose car made the perfect toy for a bear:
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The person whose wedding ring was squeezing the life out of them:
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The person whose cake basically said it all:
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The person who is in for a rude awakening:
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The person whose sunburn is more like a sun-incineration:
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The person whose fence has seen some things… horrible things:
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The person who just invented a new way to tie-dye:
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The person who’s going to be picking up little tiny rye berries until the cows come home:
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The person who learned a valuable lesson about trunk space:
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The person who had a birthday they will never, ever forget:
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The person whose car is eatin’ good tonight:
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The person who just invented perhaps the most effective alarm clock ever:
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The person whose “discreet packaging” wasn’t so discreet:
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The person who airmailed their neighbors a very special gift:
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The person whose soup got banished to the Underworld:
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The person who will never feel whole again:
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The person who found a little friend in their chocolate:
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The person who must pull out the potato masher like they are King Arthur himself:
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The person who made an absolutely terrible parking choice:
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The person who is living in sock purgatory:
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The person who needs a bag of toiletries to clean up their bag of toiletries:
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The person who just received a beautiful new drain scented candle:
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The person who let their kabobs slow cook on the grill for a couple months:
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The person who gave their car a fresh, new paint job:
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The person who will never sleep soundly again:
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The person whose car got a fresh new coat:
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The person whose toothbrush just got very crunchy texture:
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The person who will know nothing but sadness upon opening that door:
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The person whose grandma added a little extra spice to their device:
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The person whose iPhone is nice ‘n’ slick now:
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The person whose toothbrush must now be laid to rest:
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The person whose pizza place is running a very interesting new promotion:
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The person whose new door will always have a slight breeze:
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The person whose phone had the ride of a lifetime:
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The person whose pool just became an infinity pool at no cost:
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The person who learned a valuable lesson about measuring things that day:
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The person whose financial situation is now looking dire:
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The person who got absolutely dusted by some espresso powder:
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The person who finally answered the eternal question of what happens when you take a table saw to an iPhone:
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The person who just got the worst kind of message:
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The person who accidentally cooked their cheesecake on the surface of the sun:
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The person whose bike shall remain forever locked:
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The person who might just want to avoid ever going outside again:
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The person whose phone took a nice, relaxing dip:
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The person who hit literally the only thing they should have tried to avoid:
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The person whose drink got a little extra spice in it at the ballgame:
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The person who got a fresh pair of size 12 baby shoes:
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The person whose wall is now minty fresh:
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The person who had a Looney Tunes scenario happen to them:
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The person who paid a barber to mess up their entire world:
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The person who’s going to be using every single one of those Chipotle napkins they have stuffed in their center console:
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The person who got a rug for ANTS:
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The person who just bankrupted their company:
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The person who missed a left at Ocean Avenue and accidentally took a right into the literal ocean:
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The person who loves their dog very much, I’m sure:
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The person who is the proud owner of a brand new water bed:
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The person whose laptop just got a bit wavey:
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The person who, I’m pretty sure, gets free gas for life now:
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The person whose credit card is with the angels now:
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The person who found a furry little friend on their straw:
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The brand new Papa Smurf:
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The person whose car is now the habitat of several new species:
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The person who got bested by a little ol’ chicken:
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The person who brought their keys on the adventure of a lifetime:
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The person who is eatin’ good tonight:
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The person who was kind enough to lend Pennywise their phone:
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The person whose oven is now just full of GOOP:
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The person who got the one notification you never want to see:
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The person who got the Michael Scott Special in their hotel room:
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The people who immortalized a tender moment:
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The person who definitively showed us once and for all what that one part of a unicorn looks like:
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The person who will always double-check the dimensions from now on:
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The person who turned money into confetti:
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The person whose toilet is violating OSHA guidelines:
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The person whose sunroof damage should buff right out:
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And the person who got pump-faked by an email:
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