As you probably know by now, Gavin Newsom has escalated his whole Trump schtick by giving famous Trump supporters nicknames.
Here’s who he has so far:
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Within the Gavin Newsom Trump cosplay orbit, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is known as “KAROLYIN’ LEAVITT.”
He posted this Hunger Games meme of ol’ KAROLYIN’ to celebrate Labor Day:
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Next up, Kristi Noem, who Gov. Newsom refers to as “Kosplay Kristi.”
There’s also “Kowgirl Kristi.”
And “Kristi the Painter.”
3.
You probably know that this is “JD ‘JUST DANCE’ VANCE.”
As used in a sentence: “J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE “BARGAIN BIN” IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR.”
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His nickname for Fox News host Laura Ingraham is “LAURA ‘LOW RATINGS’ INGRAHAM.”
As used in a sentence: “LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM ON FOX HAS A TERRIBLE CASE OF NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS!).”
5.
House Speaker Mike Johnson is known as “Mike ‘Little Man’ Johnson.”
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We have Ted Cruz up next.
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Former White House Press Secretary and political commentator, Dana Perino, is “DANA ‘DING DONG’ PERINO.”
As used in a sentence: “DANA ‘DING DONG’ PERINO (NEVER HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY!) IS MELTING DOWN BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM!”
8.
He went with the classic “Meatball Ron” for Ron DeSantis.
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Fox News host Greg Gutfeld is “‘GARBAGEMAN’ GREAT GUTFELT.”
He’s been simply calling him “grandpa” lately:
Oh, and in the last 24 hours we’ve gotten “Dozy Don.”
Who should he nickname next?