5.
“I worked as a lifeguard for a rich family, seven days a week, eight hours a day in the summer.”
“The kids would go to summer camp for six weeks in the summer, the husband worked nine to five every day, and the wife would drive around all day calling people on the phone, (when they first came out). They would buy new cars every two years. The husband hit a curb with a three month old car and got a flat tire. Instead of having the flat changed, he called the dealer and had a new car delivered to where the other one was disabled.”
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