Toby Morton had written for TV shows like Mad TV and South Park.
Though, in my opinion, his most iconic role was playing Cartman’s half-brother, Scott Tenorman, in what, in my opinion, is one of the all-time greatest South Park episodes: “Scott Tenorman Must Die.”
So, he’s got a new project.
As you all know, Trump is hard at work adding marble armrests and tacking his name onto the Kennedy Center.
Morton told the Washington Post, “As soon as Trump began gutting the Kennedy Center board earlier this year, I thought, ‘Yep, that name’s going on the building.'” So, he bought the domain.
He continued, “The Kennedy Center has always been a cultural institution meant to outlast any one administration or personality. It’s meant to honor culture, not ego. Once it was treated like personal branding, satire became unavoidable.”
Since then, the website has launched!
The “next events” section welcomes the “Epstein Dancers” to the Center:
And “coming Jan 2026,” they say, “TrumpKennedyCenter.org enters a new era of devotion, unity, and inherited authority.”
I guess we have lots to look forward to then!