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The Internet Is Going To H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS For These 39 “Rapture” Jokes


39 Of The Best Rapture Jokes

South African pastor Joshua Mhlakela predicted the rapture — aka the Christian belief that believers will be physically taken to heaven ahead of the end times — is happening TODAY.

Others were, well, skeptical. So skeptical that they laughed off the entire thing. And the jokes are very, very good. Here are some of the best rapture tweets online right now:

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