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The 29 Trashiest Texts Ever Sent


The 29 Trashiest Texts Ever Sent

We here at BuzzFeed get a bad rap. People love to dunk on our content, calling it clickbait-y trash. They say things like, “BuzzFeed? That’s still around?” or the classic, “What do you expect? It’s BuzzFeed.” But we’re better than that — really! BuzzFeed has won a Pulitzer Prize, held the powerful accountable, given a voice to marginalized communities, and made young people care about the world. Can you name another outlet that did all that and still knew which Last of Us character you are?

That said…this post? This post is 100% clickbait-y trash. There is zero redeeming value here. Just cheap thrills and brain rot. So, if that’s your speed (and God love ya if it is), here are the promised T-R-A-S-H-I-E-S-T texts of all time:

1.

This text from a kid to his mom:

2.

This text from an uncle behind bars:

3.

And this text from a guy who blew his chances in just .1 seconds:

4.

These texts after a dude “accidentally” sent a girl a dick pic:

5.

This text from a horny girlfriend:

6.

And this text from a girlfriend with a very believable explanation for having a hickey:

7.

This wrong number text that took a turn:

8.

This out-of-the-blue text from a former co-worker sharing some personal (make that way too personal) news:

9.

And this one from a friend who needs to learn to keep some things to himself:

10.

This accidental text — TO THE FAMILY CHAT! — that there’s no coming back from:

11.

This text about a “classy” tattoo:

12.

And these texts between a dude and his girlfriend about their plans for the evening:

13.

This text from a creepy neighbor to the woman across the street the second he saw her husband drive off to work:

14.

This text from a co-worker to the work chat after getting fired:

15.

And these gross, harassing texts from some dude just because the recipient backed out of buying a used phone:

16.

This guy inquiring if “pocket scrunchies” were the same as, uh, another item:

17.

This lady texting her ex-husband about still getting alimony even if she remarries:

18.

And these seriously creepy texts from the dad of a girl’s boyfriend:

19.

This batshit text a woman received after her much older and creepily flirtatious boss got fired:

20.

This impossibly awkward text a guy got from his stepfather (who was clearly trying to text his wife/the stepson’s mom):

21.

And this text from a brother-in-law…which prompted the recipient not to speak to him for months:

22.

This text from a 40-something acquaintance complaining — in the trashiest way possible — about not being able to pick up girls 20+ years younger than him:

23.

This trashy, gross, despicable, and just plain disgusting come-on:

24.

And this request from a handyman which was W-E-I-R-D:

25.

These creepy texts from a dude hours after he bought $10 barstools from a woman on Facebook Marketplace:

26.

This weird-ass text from a friend:

27.

This text from a married woman to her ex (while her hubby is deployed overseas):

28.

These texts from a trashy carpet cleaning company:

29.

And this text a woman received from the mother of her roommate — That’s right, the MOTHER! — after she wouldn’t allow her roomie’s boyfriend to move in with them:

Mike Spohr

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