The new “me” had never read books I loved, never shared favorite times with my child. They tested my brain hundreds of times and found lots of things bit the dust, like the file that encodes new memories, and the file that integrates physical movements so you don’t…
20 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Week And Kinda Sort-Of Accidentally Ruined Their Entire Year
July 13, 2025
20 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Week And Kinda Sort-Of Accidentally Ruined Their Entire Year
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The person with the best seats in the house:
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The person whose tree just pulled a Kramer:
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I think the most important lesson #Superman teaches children is that if you have incredible power to do anything you want, you should use that power to help people. Not bully or exploit or oppress, but lift others up.
(Some adults could use a reminder about that too)…
31 Forgetful People
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This person who forgot to take their beer out of the freezer:
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This person who fell asleep for six hours while food was in the oven:
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This person who forgot to put a cap on their…
55 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Month And Kinda Sort-Of Accidentally Ruined Their Entire Year
July 3, 2025
55 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Month And Kinda Sort-Of Accidentally Ruined Their Entire Year
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The person who will rue the day they parked next to that Par 3:
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The person who will now be busy for the rest of…
24 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Week And Kinda Sort-Of Regretted Literally Every Decision They Made
June 22, 2025
24 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Week And Kinda Sort-Of Regretted Literally Every Decision They Made
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The person who will now be busy for the rest of the day:
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The person who got a rug for ANTS:
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“A buddy of mine was in Vegas for business, and I was in town for a press junket. We were both in our mid-20s at the time. I drove into Vegas with my stepdad as he likes to gamble. We got into town, and I met up with my buddy. From around 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., it…
23 People Who Woke Up One Morning Last Week And Immediately Made A Decision They'll Regret For The Rest Of Their Lives
June 8, 2025
23 People Who Woke Up One Morning Last Week And Pretty Much Immediately Made A Decision They’ll Regret For The Rest Of Their Lives
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The person who had a birthday they will never, ever forget:
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The person who will rue the…
65 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Month And Kinda Sort-Of Accidentally Destroyed Their Entire Lives
June 2, 2025
65 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Month And Accidentally Ruined Their Entire Year
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The person whose basement just got a brand new indoor pool:
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The person who lost power in the most cartoonish way:
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