Uncrustables

Trader Joe’s crustless sandwiches feel like the adult version of Uncrustables. For a child, it would feel more like a punishment than a treat, on par with broccoli. And they would absolutely be able to taste the difference between the two. Plus, Uncrustables probably come with some social cache at the lunch table, just like Lunchables or Dunkaroos. You don’t want to be the house that…