Which ‘Ted’ Character Are You? Personality Quiz
Step into the chaotic world of the Ted TV series and find out which character from the Bennett household matches your personality. Are you a rule-breaker with no filter, or a loyal friend just…
Ted Cruz Derailed An Antitrust Hearing With One Very Bizarre Question
February 5, 2026
.@SenTedCruz: “Are we right now on stolen land?”
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos: “I have no idea of the history of this land.”
Warner Bros. Discovery exec Bruce Campbell: “Nor do I.”
Cruz: “That speaks volumes…that neither of you…
Ted Cruz Tried To Joke About Leaving Texas Twice And Bombed Twice
As you probably know, Ted Cruz sometimes treats bad Texas weather like a vacation alert.
Remember when he went to Cancun during that huge ice storm?
So, it was…
Ted Cruz Was Spotted Traveling To California Ahead Of Major Texas Ice Storm
January 22, 2026
“Well, I guess that’s confirmation the weather is really going to be bad. Cancun Cruz on the run again. Wonder if he’ll blame his kids again?”
—mrarming
After facing backlash for fleeing the winter storm in 2021, Cruz told reporters, “Look…
Ted Cruz Tried To Throw Shade At Gavin Newsom And It IMMEDIATELY Backfired
December 10, 2025
Ted Cruz Tried To Shade Gavin Newsom, And It Failed
Some conservatives tried to clown him for it, but Newsom leaned into the joke. He posted this photo with the caption “Democracy requires flexibility,” and dipped.
It seems like…
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Ted Cruz Just Pissed Off Every Canadian On The Internet With Another "51st State" Joke
November 4, 2025
Ted Cruz Makes Canada 51st State Comment: Reactions
As a stereotypical, optimistic Canadian, I truly thought we were past all that “51st state” nonsense. I really did. But it turns out, it might just be Americans’ new favourite…
