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Ted Cruz Just Pissed Off Every Canadian On The Internet With Another "51st State" Joke
November 4, 2025
Ted Cruz Makes Canada 51st State Comment: Reactions
As a stereotypical, optimistic Canadian, I truly thought we were past all that “51st state” nonsense. I really did. But it turns out, it might just be Americans’ new favourite…
Ted Cruz, Of All People, Shared His 1 Huge Issue With Jimmy Kimmel's Suspension
September 20, 2025
Significant comments from Republican Sen. @TedCruz on @BrendanCarrFCC’s threat to ABC. “That’s right out of Goodfellas. That’s right out of a mafioso coming into a bar going ‘Nice bar you have here, it’d be a shame if something happened to it.’”
Cruz does the…
Ted Cruz Is Hard-Core Defending Sydney Sweeney After Her Controversial Jeans Ad, And I Was NOT Expecting This Collab
August 1, 2025
Sweeney, best known for her portrayal of Cassandra “Cassie” Howard on HBO’s Euphoria, has faced a barrage of criticism this week following the release of her American Eagle ads, which play off the words “genes” and “jeans.”
“Genes are passed down from…
People Have 1 Word To Say To Ted Cruz For Being On Vacation While Texas Flooded
July 9, 2025
The Daily Beast reported that Cruz, who has served Texas in the US Senate since 2013, was sightseeing in Athens, Greece, when the flooding began. To be completely fair, he was already out of the country this time, but the outlet stated that he was still sightseeing with his…
