Ted Cruz Tried To Joke About Leaving Texas Twice And Bombed Twice
As you probably know, Ted Cruz sometimes treats bad Texas weather like a vacation alert.
Remember when he went to Cancun during that huge ice storm?
So, it was…
Ted Cruz Was Spotted Traveling To California Ahead Of Major Texas Ice Storm
January 22, 2026
“Well, I guess that’s confirmation the weather is really going to be bad. Cancun Cruz on the run again. Wonder if he’ll blame his kids again?”
—mrarming
After facing backlash for fleeing the winter storm in 2021, Cruz told reporters, “Look…
Ted Cruz Tried To Throw Shade At Gavin Newsom And It IMMEDIATELY Backfired
December 10, 2025
Ted Cruz Tried To Shade Gavin Newsom, And It Failed
Some conservatives tried to clown him for it, but Newsom leaned into the joke. He posted this photo with the caption “Democracy requires flexibility,” and dipped.
It seems like…
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Ted Cruz Just Pissed Off Every Canadian On The Internet With Another "51st State" Joke
November 4, 2025
Ted Cruz Makes Canada 51st State Comment: Reactions
As a stereotypical, optimistic Canadian, I truly thought we were past all that “51st state” nonsense. I really did. But it turns out, it might just be Americans’ new favourite…
Ted Cruz, Of All People, Shared His 1 Huge Issue With Jimmy Kimmel's Suspension
September 20, 2025
Significant comments from Republican Sen. @TedCruz on @BrendanCarrFCC’s threat to ABC. “That’s right out of Goodfellas. That’s right out of a mafioso coming into a bar going ‘Nice bar you have here, it’d be a shame if something happened to it.’”
Cruz does the…
