Stupidest

7. The single-day employee: “He was a 26-year-old male and turned up an hour and a half late the first day. It was a small roadside cafe/eatery, so I thought I’d get him started on small duties to ease him into the way of the place. I ask him to put new toilet paper in the toilets — a minute or so later I hear him yelling, ‘OP, it won’t fit on the toilet roll…