25 Real Baby Names People Gave Their Children That Should Have Stayed In The Notes App
February 8, 2026
25 Baby Names You Should Probably Never Name Your Kid
Two years ago, we reported on the phenomenon of terrible names dads gave their children, including gems like Earldricka, April Fuel, and Beonsaa (pronounced “Beyoncé”). Gorgeous!
Time has passed, but bad names stick forever. So, I’m rounding up more hilariously awful names people…





