"I Ended Up Poisoning Myself With A Cream Puff, So I Had A Very Legit Excuse To Go Home" 21 Utterly Terrible First Dates
March 14, 2026
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“I went out for drinks with this guy.”
“We’re heading out and I go to call an Uber, but I suddenly had to pee really badly. The bar was closing, so they wouldn’t let me back inside. The guy invited me to use the bathroom at his apartment, which was a block away. We quickly shuffle over to his place and, when he opens the door, there are hundreds of lit candles…
