Persons

20. “My buddy Colby, his dad, and I were talking at a high school track meet with a girl Colby was dating who went to a rival high school. Colby’s dad asked Colby’s girlfriend: ‘Classes are 90 minutes at your high school, aren’t they?'” “She looked at us, dead serious, and said, ‘No, they’re an hour and a half.’ Colby and I shot each other a look…