Peasant

5. “Ride at the fair called ‘The Zipper’.” –nyarlathotep2 “My wife convinced me to try the fucking zipper. I, being a dumb fuck, agreed. It wasn’t too bad at first. Now, before I move on, I think it’s important to note here, my wife and I are both overweight. Not in, like, a sideshow sort of way, but definitely more than average. Now, I’m…