"My Wife Just Said, 'Please Don't Die, We Have A Mortgage'": 18 People Who Hilariously Messed Up
February 13, 2026
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And finally, the epic and hilarious story of the guy who got wayyyyyyy too high before having dinner with his in-laws:
“Recently, I traveled to Denver, Colorado with my wife and my wife’s parents. As a resident of a non-legalized state — and as someone who is too much of a wimp to buy illegal drugs regularly — the thing I was looking forward to most was the chance to buy…
