"I Had To Call Poison Control And Explain The Situation" – 22 Of The Dumbest Ways People Have Injured Themselves
April 1, 2026
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“So I was a grown adult, and I still don’t know why I did this.”
“So I was a grown adult, and I still don’t know why I did this. Call it lizard brain or whatever. I was walking by a big Elephant Ear plant and got the urge to tear off a little piece and put it in my mouth.
You know those things are poisonous? Me neither. It coats your throat and mouth more or less in…
