5.
“Back around 2006-ish, some friends and I went to a matinee movie in Jacksonville. We come out of the movie into the super bright afternoon Florida sun, and there is a guy yelling for help who is chasing an ostrich around the parking lot. We jump in and help him. He is trying to get this ostrich into the back of a van thing. We even got other people to help us. The cops show up for…
