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With 99.9999% Accuracy, I Bet I Can Guess Which "SNL" Cast Member You're Most Like
September 6, 2025
But, have you ever considered which character is the most like you? If the answer is no and you’ve started to cry and rock back and forth while screaming, “How could I be so stupid?!” fear not. Because, according to the fancy brain scientists at MIT or…
A Man Paid Me Thousands Of Dollars For Sex. Most People Would Never Guess Why I Did It.
September 5, 2025
My goals were not glamorous: Pay for my remaining university semesters in cash. Pay off my $32,000 in accrued student loans. And, aware I had a fuck ton of cavities, visit a dentist.
I know I don’t deserve the honor, but sometimes I compare my stripping story to Cardi…
