Well, you’ve made it through another month of work! Let’s celebrate by reading these funny job tweets from September.
Editor’s Note: While we can’t endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and…
I Just Choked On My Turkey Sandwich Cackling At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment
September 22, 2025
I Just Choked On My Turkey Sandwich Cackling At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment
On the middle of the week:
On fun times at the beach:
On the immortal thumbs…
23 Of The Funniest Reasons People Broke Things Off With Their "Friends With Benefits"
September 20, 2025
Have you ever been getting hot and heavy with someone, but something happens partway through that takes you completely out of it, even if it’s for the silliest reason?
Like, perhaps they tell you a 45-minute “My 9/11” story while you’re both naked…
I Just Spit Out My Iced Americano Cackling At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment
September 15, 2025
I Just Spit Out My Iced Americano Cackling At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment
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On lessons not learned:
4.
On what stress will do to the body:
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I Just Spit Out My Thai Iced Tea Laughing At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment
September 8, 2025
I Just Spit Out My Thai Iced Tea Laughing At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment
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On lessons in history:
8.
On horrifying alternate realities:
9.
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I Nearly Choked On My Iced Oat Milk Latte Laughing At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Reply To A Comment
September 5, 2025
I Nearly Choked On My Iced Oat Milk Latte Laughing At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Reply To A Comment
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On putting an end to things:
16.
On refreshing beverages:
24.
And…
