"I Ended Up Poisoning Myself With A Cream Puff, So I Had A Very Legit Excuse To Go Home" 21 Utterly Terrible First Dates
March 14, 2026
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“I went out for drinks with this guy.”
“We’re heading out and I go to call an Uber, but I suddenly had to pee really badly. The bar was closing, so they wouldn’t let me back inside. The guy invited me to use the bathroom at his apartment…
My notes basically consist of a back-and-forth with myself, debating if this is literally just hot chocolate, but I guess I can see why Tyra doesn’t want to give it that label. It’s not as sweet, and of course, it comes in different flavors. My conclusion? This…

